deaddoctorsdontlie:

i’m very, very confused right now.

(Source: leasarfatis)

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough, i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me, but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

(via mother-rucker)

penny-hartzs:

“Hi, Community! I wanted to say anytime you may need an Amy Pond on ‘Inspector Spacetime’ just let me know. I’m on twitter now! Also I can do a really good scared face.” -Karen Gillan

(via reekrhymes)

mother-rucker:

lordofass:

quincynessigsays:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

fyeahsciencebros:

captain-rogers:

#bruce i’ve known you for ten minutes but lets be bffs and you can come over and play with my stuff and we’ll have sleepovers #bruce you should know that i don’t care about your glaring personality disorder

#the avengers: the movie in which tony acts like an ass to everyone but his new science bro 

(Source: hemsworthss, via dontpissoffthenerdangel)

(Source: master-chief, via freyacrescentx)

Oh my god the cat just brought in a baby mouse and my dog got a hold of it so once we lured him away with ham I had to pick it up to put it in the bin outside but it’s left front leg was still twitching so now I’m like double traumatised because my step-dad had to take it outside and kill it first oh my god that was awful.

• Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
• Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
• Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
• Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

So I may or may not have freaked out when Izaak gave me this yesterday. It’s so fucking cute and I’ve wanted one for ages and I don’t even care that I’m 20 now you can’t make me not play with it.

haha-l-m-a-o:

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

(Source: chandler-dances-on-things)